1. Car keys. -For the extra "Jingle-Jangle."
2. Sunglasses. Our tree actually has sunglasses on it, mostly because it seemed like a good place for them while picking up the house. This was the same reasoning for...
3. A drawing dummy. You know, the wooden miniature mannequin that artists use? That one.
4. Scented tree air fresheners. That's our master plan. Obviously, you'd want to get... "black steel" scented ones. Nothing says "happy holidays" like the smell of a clean truck! Or if you want to go all out...
5. Other miniature Christmas trees. Heck, if you can swing it, full grown trees! -For a nice fractal effect.
6. Pictures of overly decorated Christmas trees. If you want the little trees but don't want to go through all the effort, this one's for you. Plus, you can live knowing you decorated above and beyond all of those trees in the pictures. Think of the looks on their faces when you tell them, "I actually decorated my tree with yours." Priceless.
7. A skull. I grew up with an Angle Moroni from the Book of Mormon on my tree, so I like to think it's an Angel Moroni's anatomically correct skull.
8. Mixing Spoons. They were given to us for Christmas with a cake mix... And now they are on (mostly in) our tree.
9. Scissors (up high to be out of reach of Great Danes) and a roll of garbage bags. These are grouped together as a "Christmas Morning Cleanup Kit," conveniently placed in your tree for easy access on the big day!
10. Anything potentially non-Christmas related. This one's kind of a throwaway... Because I can't think of anything else.
Merry Christmas, all y'all!!
